wags

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dead henry

In 1775, Patrick Henry, a founding father of the United States, is attributed with saying “Give me liberty, or give me death!”. Every grade [...]

January 16, 2025 · 3 min · wags

rulebook

If I invited you to play a game, but didn't tell you how to play or what the rules were, would you expect to win? I can't imagine anyone [...]

December 16, 2024 · 1 min · wags

roadside

A gray cloud of vapor, oil, and smoke engulfs me as I open the hood. The billow pushes its way past me escaping into the afternoon sky. I lean in to [...]

November 30, 2024 · 4 min · wags

van life

Chris Farley predicted that more Americans would be “living in the van down by the river”, but he didn’t anticipate it being a source of pride [...]

August 23, 2024 · 2 min · wags

bumper sticker

Today I saw a bumper sticker that read "I hope something good happens to you today". I've never been more offended. Here, in the [...]

July 30, 2024 · 1 min · wags

superhighway right-of-way

A faulty update in the popular Crowdstrike software caused a global IT systems outage this weekend. This was another reminder why capitalism is an [...]

July 25, 2024 · 2 min · wags