My day as a 34 year old Cloud Engineer:

  • 6:30 AM - Wake up
  • 7:00 AM - Commute to office
  • 7:30 AM - Login
  • 9:15 AM - Quick bathroom break
  • 10:30 AM - Set traps
  • 11:00 AM - Respond to emails
  • 11:30 AM - Place trapped flesh ghouls into soul container
  • 12:00 PM - Take lunch break
  • 1:00 PM - Let Xh’or drink my blood
  • 1:15 PM - Cookie time!
  • 2:30 PM - Pray to the obsidian crystal and receive its blessing
  • 3:00 PM - Deploy new application version
  • 3:30 PM - Feed the Bone King captured flesh ghouls
  • 4:00 PM - Head to the gym
  • 4:15 PM - Spar with Krast, lieutenant in the Legion of the Damned
  • 5:00 PM - Solve Zeebon’s riddle to return my soul to the lifeless body that Krast killed
  • 6:00 PM - Make dinner at home
  • 6:45 PM - Mow the lawn
  • 7:30 PM - Commune with the Elder Wurm
  • 8:30 PM - Meal prep
  • 9:30 PM - Shower and get ready for bed
  • 11:00 PM - Fall asleep watching Pat the Helltainer on the Viewing Orb